King of the gammon and alleged pig interferer, old ham face himself David Gameron is nowhere to be seen. Like… Continue reading

Oh, shut the fuck up the ancient rambling lech. Do you know how hard it is to satirise a walking… Continue reading

Mick Hargreaves, a 43 year old welder from Dorset, and Thomas Sykes, a 37 year old builder from Southampton met… Continue reading

Ex bin dipper in chief and retired Odo actor from Star Trek: Deep Space 9, Piers Morgan, has been stalking… Continue reading

Fuck you Elon, you were supposed to be our real-life Tony Stark. You’re a wedged batshit crazy genius, so it… Continue reading

Facebook vigilantes are a strange phenomenon, I mean, before social media did they go around showing others pictures of people… Continue reading

The dust is settling over a Presidentless America again this morning. He’s been busy weeding out fake news, pissing off… Continue reading

He with a face like a trodden pumpkin visited our Liz today, as part of his whistle stop tour of… Continue reading

National treasure and world class actress, HRH Queen Elizabeth II has asked Dame Helen Mirren to take her place when… Continue reading

Everytime I turn on a TV this walking diabetes warning is inexplicably there, promoting her new book which she hasn’t… Continue reading