Princess Peach reveals that Mario’s scrotum looks like Donald Trump in new book

This bullshit is counter productive. It stifles debate and cheapens real world struggles, and the media latch onto it like a 6 year old child does to its mother’s breast at a fucking vegan protest.

Sell any old shit instantly on Facebook by writing ‘needs gone today’

I knew she’d eventually dissipate into obscurity after a long ucomfortable period like a fart in a shed, and it looks like she’s on the cusp.

In another major blow to half-witted, Europe hating, blue faux leather enthusiasts, the ale warehouse will be ditching some foreign favourites post Brexit.

Millions of dick heads can’t wait to spend a grand on an ‘s’

I still see the odd one of you knocking about though, angry, disorientated, and separated from your mates like touchy Tessa at 3am on a fucking Hen do.

I think someone who is still paying £3.66 a week to fucking Bright House because they wanted to make Christmas 2013 special by buying that tablet might take exception.

Boris Johnson successfully negotiates no free movement of people at his bedsit in divorce settlement

Buy the correct fucking uniform and they won’t get sent home!