Let’s be honest, if there was something this prick would be good at, it would be a game Battleship. You… Continue reading

As we slowly wake up with a banging headache on the sofa that we pissed on in our booze fuelled… Continue reading

He’s a terminally unfunny cunt with a forced laugh that’s as infectious as a stubbed toe. There’s a glint in… Continue reading

In my day, before all the pleasure was sucked out of this shit existence we call life, when you could… Continue reading

Frankly I couldn’t give a fuck about what this oily Michael Winner stunt double allegedly did or didn’t do to… Continue reading

Oooh satirical banter and alcohol, what more could a bloke want? I dunno, something a little more gritty perhaps? Less… Continue reading

Stop making me do this. Stop making me write about people that no fucker knows. It’s a waste of my… Continue reading

I by no means worship at the altar of Jeremy Corbyn. At times he even infuriates me in his parliamentary… Continue reading

My readers have taste so I’m inclined to agree with them, people are cunts. I’m a cunt, you’re a cunt,… Continue reading

So, Grantham has approved and £300,000 Thatcher statue, which is odd, because I thought the cunt was busy sucking his… Continue reading