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David Dickinson deployed to Brussels to secure last minute real deal

David Dickinson deployed to Brussels to secure last minute real deal

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By Tuckered 17th October 2019 Off

7ft twat jawed gimp and antiques enthusiast, David Dickinson, was reportedly hurried to Brussels under the cover of darkness early… Continue reading

Mark Francois shits himself inside out

Mark Francois shits himself inside out

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By Tuckered 16th October 2019 Off

Poor Mark Francois with your unfortunate European sounding name. It takes a lot doesn’t it, to appear calm when underneath… Continue reading

Relief as Pizza Express clears its £655 million debt by selling a pizza and 2 sides

Relief as Pizza Express clears its £655 million debt by selling a pizza and 2 sides

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By Tuckered 7th October 2019 Off

Will Pizza Express be the latest high street casualty that’s obviously nothing to do with Brexit? Will Brexiters still say… Continue reading

Boris Johnson to appeal to the European Court of Justice

Boris Johnson to appeal to the European Court of Justice

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By Tuckered 24th September 2019 Off

The Supreme Court has just ruled that Boris Johnson unlawfully prorogued parliament and that the decision is null and void… Continue reading

Thousands of aliens to be shot on sight at Area 51

Thousands of aliens to be shot on sight at Area 51

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By Tuckered 20th September 2019 Off

Here’s a fucking conspiracy for you; What if decades ago the US government did find alien tech and hid it… Continue reading

Rare picture of Justin Trudeau appearing in whiteface emerges

Rare picture of Justin Trudeau appearing in whiteface emerges

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By Tuckered 19th September 2019 Off

What. The. Fuck. Ok, times they are a changing, and on the whole, for the better. Astonishingly we’ve only just… Continue reading

Boris Johnson insists he’s not wearing a suit

Boris Johnson insists he’s not wearing a suit

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By Tuckered 18th September 2019 Off

“There’s no press here” Yes there are Boris. One of them is literally filming you lying right now, and his… Continue reading

Dick heads can’t wait to spend a grand on an S8 with a picture of an apple on it

Dick heads can’t wait to spend a grand on an S8 with a picture of an apple on it

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By Tuckered 12th September 2019 Off

Apple are about to launch their latest iPhone and this time it has an amazing three, count them THREE cameras… Continue reading

Facebook basically epoxy resin videos noodle repairs and a constant stream of despair

Facebook basically epoxy resin videos noodle repairs and a constant stream of despair

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By Tuckered 11th September 2019 Off

Remember when you used to actually see your friend’s posts on Facebook? It was cool for a time before you… Continue reading

John Bercow off to Congress to really fuck shit up

John Bercow off to Congress to really fuck shit up

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By Tuckered 11th September 2019 Off

After being a thorn in the side of his own party for the last decade, our witty and flamboyant speaker… Continue reading

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