Ah, July the 4th in America. A day for celebrating Independence, remembrance of those who lost their lives defeating nefarious… Continue reading

There’s been multiple sightings across the length and breadth of the country of women with shit drawn-on eyebrows. An outage… Continue reading

Tens of thousands of half-witted fuck brained hyper cunts are signing a petition in their own excrement to have the sun… Continue reading

Cancer Research UK state that being a fat cunt  ’causes more cases of some cancers than smoking’ including bowel, ovarian,… Continue reading

Whatever your views on Brexit, you’ve got to admit that Brexit Party MEPs physically turning their backs on the European… Continue reading

You know those dystopian nightmare sci-fi novels and films, where the super-rich live in unobtainable floating cloud cities in the… Continue reading

Is it hot? I hadn’t noticed because nobody’s mentioned it in the last ten seconds. Yes, evidently it is hot.… Continue reading

Alexander (last name unknown) found himself plastered all over the media yesterday, after a video of him emerged looking deader… Continue reading

I’ll be honest with you, I’ve never seen a single episode of Love Island. As far I’m concerned, Pornhub is… Continue reading

Publican Bernard Postlethwaite attempted to board the 127 from Dewsbury to Wakefield earlier today. As the bus doors slowly concertenered… Continue reading