Mrs. Jones responded; “Bollocks, it’s her tits isn’t it, and all that suggestive finger licking with that sleazy background music?”
Prince Charles broke Ed Sheeran protocol when awarding him his MBE
So from my understanding, after a massive pointles argument, we’ve caved in and agreed to everything at a cost of 35 billion quid in the process. So basically it’s like having a row with my missus and making up over a Domino’s then?
“Listen John, your Spam bap looked less appetising than the contents of a surgical kidney dish before you started spitting chunks of it at me, now it just looks like you’re sucking on a placenta.”
How dare Phillip ‘spread shit’ Hammond blame the very people the Tories have spent the best part of a fucking decade forcing into work, by getting jumped up clipboard warriors with a GNVQ in customer service to judge them fit over actual doctors, on loss of productivity.
We put cunts like Wise on pedestals for their physical prowess, but when you realise Amir Khan doesn’t even know who the fucking Prime Minister is you have to ask yourself why.
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Shall we tell scrape wankers the magic water trick?
If that fat bastard lets my kids down again this Christmas I’m going to the North Pole to sort him out1st December 2017
If that fat bastard lets my kids down again this Christmas I’m going to the North Pole to sort him out
You know we’re fucked when the most powerful man in the world backs a demented religious extremist over our own PM30th November 2017
Britain First are nothing more than an annoyance if ignored, in fact, I’ve had bigger movements with my morning shit, but now Trump has just given them a platform the likes of which they could only dream of.