Piers Morgan spending the night weeping over a fiver for his beloved Queen
8th January 2020Harry and Meghan have decided to step down from their Royal duties. Oh the humanity! Who’s going to cut all… Continue reading
Harry and Meghan have decided to step down from their Royal duties. Oh the humanity! Who’s going to cut all… Continue reading
As the world stands on the precipice of yet another catastrophic war, Prime Minister Boris Johnson is busy necking the… Continue reading
Well done you massive gammony cunts. You got what you wanted. Now, instead of banging on about your grandparents surviving… Continue reading
The 2000s were simpler times, our most pressing issue centred around whether we’d need to reset the cooker clock on… Continue reading
Ebenezer Scrooge was being a tight fisted twat of a boss today to his most loyal employee; poor old Bob… Continue reading
As a loony lefty with radical ideals about, you know, fucking feeding people, the election result hurt. A lot. But… Continue reading
“Move along, nothing to see here, just a poorly child on a filthy hospital floor. Look over there at that… Continue reading
On only the second day of campaigning the Tories have doctored a video of Kier Starmer, insulted the victims of… Continue reading
I don’t usually do reviews, but seeing as The Terminator is my all favourite film I thought I’d give it… Continue reading
It feels as though serial resigner and swamp dweller, Nigel Farage, has been campaigning to leave the European Union since… Continue reading