Boris Johnson pledges to build a fence and ‘Scotland’s going to pay for it’
25th July 2019Prime Minister Boris Johnson, a title no doubt engraved on his crib in Latin, is assembling a cabinet much different… Continue reading
Prime Minister Boris Johnson, a title no doubt engraved on his crib in Latin, is assembling a cabinet much different… Continue reading
The new Cats trailer launched last night causing an instant backlash from virtue signalling cunts on Twitter. “It’s 2019 for… Continue reading
Earlier this week things got a bit hairy (for want of a better word) for President Dementia, when his old… Continue reading
The FaceApp servers crashed last night after trying to render an image of Keith Richards as an even older man.… Continue reading
The father of modern computing and AI, Alan Turing, who cracked Germany’s Enigma Machine code with his team at Bletchley… Continue reading
2ft turbo gimp, Tommy Stephen Ten Names Yaxley Lennon McCartney Robinson’s Sponsors The Tennis, was sentenced to certain death yesterday… Continue reading
The Love Island generation strikes again with its latest craze; licking things for likes. I don’t know, maybe it’s practise… Continue reading
Tiny Tommy Ten Names was discovered cowering in the back of a British driver’s truck in Calais earlier today. At… Continue reading
Why not? I can’t think of a better solution for killing two turds with one cunt. Hear me out for… Continue reading
Despicable wank smurf, Tommy Robinson, is facing another two years in prison. Ha. After being found guilty of contempt of… Continue reading