Don’t be too disheartened if you didn’t get the grades you needed today
17th August 2017“You might be super artistic and intelligent, but not academic. That’s ok. You might just be thick as fuck and that’s ok too.”
“You might be super artistic and intelligent, but not academic. That’s ok. You might just be thick as fuck and that’s ok too.”
“You’re a Vulcan headed bile injected venom spitting arse tag, and a raised eye browed disdain dealing spunk chinned dick head divider.”
“You’re a modern day circus Ring Master, a shouty patronising misery exploiter. You fucking wide eyed bewilderment gurner.”
He should’ve said! I’d have pissed on the cunt for free.
“Fascism and hatred is being normalised and you fuckers are getting offended by meat products in fivers and if you’re allowed to be gender fluid or not.”
“Is the toad faced chain smoking Pole provoker serious? That’s like Vanessa Feltz condemning fucking biscuits.”
“Long story short I got my act together. Certain circumstances forced me to and an inner strength I always had but hadn’t realised prevailed. Than fuck!”
“He has achieved more in 6 short years than Thatcher could’ve dreamed of, and if Joseph Goebbels was a 10th as successful as David Cameron we’d be 70 years into the 1000 year Reich.”
“It also lead to Brexit. The biggest mess since John McCririck had a fucking vindaloo, but worse of all it lead to Trump and because of him we’re all going to die, and we fucking deserve it.”
Fat tyrannical despot threatens Kim Jong Un