“He looked like a shit post watershed Basil Fawlty impersonator, off his nut of crack laced quinoa, with his arms flailing like a demented Italian”
“She’s a dead eyed, witch featured, vacuous sack of shit, with the perpetual expression of a fucking startled cat.”
“They handled that with all the grace and diplomacy of Vanessa Feltz returning a top that ‘shrunk in the wash’ to fucking River Island.”
“You have to respect my views as a celibate tri sexual veganised water worshipper.”
“68 though! That’s double the life expectancy of your average fucking Scot.”
Corpse of Terry Wogan earning more than highest paid female BBC presenter
Why is this suddenly a thing? Has the word gone fucking nuts?
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