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You’re not appalled at all are you? You country fucking, amphibious cunt. Why the attempt at damage limitation? That ship… Continue reading

Jacob Rees-Mogg first appeared after someone opened a cursed first edition Dickens novel whilst whistling Ring a Ring o’ Roses

In trying to please everyone, poor Treeza ended up uniting the whole country against her shitty Brexit ‘deal’, which involved… Continue reading

Since the Tories blagged the Lib Dems to sell their souls in the illegal 2010 election (remember all the people… Continue reading

Can you imagine if we were experiencing the Blitz now? Fuck businesses getting obliterated, houses being demolished, and families being… Continue reading

We remember Dave, you dropping Britain like a soapy snow globe, before humming away from your lectern like nobody saw… Continue reading

This thieving cunt has made a full-time career out of cooking one adapted dish. He’s somehow managed to front countless… Continue reading

Kanye ‘the genius’ West is quitting politics, apparently. At first I thought eh up, is ranting absolute bollocks to millions… Continue reading

For 364 days of the year you tell your kids not to talk to strangers, or to take sweets off… Continue reading

You thick fucking cunts.