Government announces mass grave plaques will be blue
In true British fashion we will stand strong against that pesky coronavirus by sticking together (2 metres apart obviously).
As the crisis intensifies the government have ramped up their response by ordering 3 ventilators off eBay.
Tonight Commons cleaner, Bernadette Richards, faced the press in the government’s daily Coronavirus update after the whole Conservative cabinet announced hat they’re all self-isolating due to contracting COVID-19.
In pre-prepared statement she announced the exciting news that mass grave plaques will be passport blue, an initiative the the government thinks will boost morale.
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