Panic as Britain hit with Carling virus outbreak
29th January 2020Britain is in the midst of a full blow epidemic that’s bringing an already stretched NHS to its knees. “I… Continue reading
Britain is in the midst of a full blow epidemic that’s bringing an already stretched NHS to its knees. “I… Continue reading
You can stick your Brexit Festival up you fucking arse. What are we celebrating exactly, Isolation? Loss of worker’s rights?… Continue reading
It has been announced that the Festival of Brexit will cost a whopping £120 million. Yeah, it might seem a… Continue reading
Harry and Meghan have decided to step down from their Royal duties. Oh the humanity! Who’s going to cut all… Continue reading
As the world stands on the precipice of yet another catastrophic war, Prime Minister Boris Johnson is busy necking the… Continue reading
Well done you massive gammony cunts. You got what you wanted. Now, instead of banging on about your grandparents surviving… Continue reading
The 2000s were simpler times, our most pressing issue centred around whether we’d need to reset the cooker clock on… Continue reading