Relief as Pizza Express clears its £655 million debt by selling a pizza and 2 sides
Will Pizza Express be the latest high street casualty that’s obviously nothing to do with Brexit?
Will Brexiters still say they don’t care when the last Greggs sells its final rat bake at auction for £250?
Who knows? But as the fate of Pizza Hut for Waitrose shoppers hangs in the balance, I’m inclined to enquire how they got themselves into 655 million pounds worth of debt in the first place.
I mean, let’s be honest, it didn’t get spunked on cheese did it? I’ve only eaten there once I was convinced cheese had to be ordered as a fucking additional topping.
Take heed Dominos, we know you sell 13.5″ ones in the US for about $7. You’re not fooling us anymore, this is your final warning.
Look at the timing! It’s Go Sober October and you know you only get phoned up when we’re rougher than a Kyle contestant. So think on.
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