Thousands of aliens to be shot on sight at Area 51

Thousands of aliens to be shot on sight at Area 51

20th September 2019 Off By Tuckered

Here’s a fucking conspiracy for you; What if decades ago the US government did find alien tech and hid it in a military base?

How could they keep such a globe shattering discovery a secret? Well, and stay with me on this, if I were them I’d build a massive warehouse in the middle of nowhere!

A place so vast and ‘secret’ that hundreds of film crews visit every year. A place you can literally look at on Google Earth.

Think about it, it’s the perfect decoy. Films would be made it about and dick heads would find it irresistible.

That my friends is Area 51. A massive, empty fucking shed guarded for 50 years. Let your mind boggle that shit.

Today the bait finally worked and as I remove my tin foil hat, hundreds of thousands of thick bastards are heading over to see what being shot feels like.

I don’t care about any of this though. I just want the flat earthers to organise and take a trip to the fucking ice wall. Now that would be worth following.

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