Dick heads can’t wait to spend a grand on an S8 with a picture of an apple on it
Apple are about to launch their latest iPhone and this time it has an amazing three, count them THREE cameras on it!
The cutting edge device will also incorporate several other innovative features, probably, that Samsung, Huawei, Sony and every other phone manufacturer trialled 3 fucking years ago.
Rumours and leaks also suggest that for just a few hundred pounds more, customers can purchase the deluxe model which holds its charge for three hours.
Apple, a long standing favourite of celebrities, executives, technophobes and spoilt little twats, used to guide the way in innovation, but since Steve Jobs passed away their business model seems to rely solely on reputation and a hefty price tag.
Admit it, you buy their products because you’re a poser. All the old excuses about ease of use and Android products being inferior are no longer valid and you know it.
You’re paying for a tiny picture of an apple and nothing more, and you love your bank account being bum raped everytime time you touch that small, over-priced screen.
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