Mad Max to be screened in Parliament to explain Operation Yellohammer
MPs have voted for the government to publish all documents relating to Operation Yellowhammer, its contingency plans for a no-deal crash-out.
In one of his final acts as Speaker of the House, John Bercow allowed the vote to fuck shit up for shits and giggles, before he stands down on the 31st October and joins the rest of us on the sidelines to watch the country burn.
The documents, which are said to detail things like potential food and medicine shortages could make for explosive reading, however, Parliament is due to be prorogued (a word we all learnt last week) until the 14th of October after its current session finishes later tonight.
After quickly scanning over the documents, and with only a couple of hours left before MPs are due to leave for the night, John Bercow is alleged to have decided to just show a snide VHS copy of Mad Max on the old tele with wheels that’s usually stored in the cleaner’s cupboard.
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