New police recruits will wear a brown uniform and protect MPs
The government has promised an additional 20,000 new police officers to replace the 20,000 they sacked.
There has been no mention of replacing the 40,000 CPS and admin staff they also fired yet, however.
The new recruits will be trained separately from the regular police force and will be funded in part, privately, with Johnsmogg Holdings sponsoring them initially.
Unlike the regular police, PPOs (Party Protection Officers) will be primarily responsible for ensuring the safety of Conservative MPs and will replace G4S at party events.
The uniforms will differ slightly from ones worn by regular PCs and PCSOs in that they are brown. The Conservative party logo will also replace any insignia relating to The Crown.
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