Boris Johnson pledges to build a fence and ‘Scotland’s going to pay for it’

Boris Johnson pledges to build a fence and ‘Scotland’s going to pay for it’

25th July 2019 Off By Tuckered

Prime Minister Boris Johnson, a title no doubt engraved on his crib in Latin, is assembling a cabinet much different from the IKEA one he spilt red wine on, and probably smashed up to make buses out of.

Yes, the Joker is now shuffling the pack.

He’s appointing a collection of fervent leavers that’s reminiscent of a shit Brexit Avengers, intent on destroying the big bad EU by blowing their own faces off with a silver plated bullet, from a defective, antique pistol, found in Jacob Rees-Mogg’s vampire hunting box.

This cabinet is so far-right that it’s nudging your bumber and shouting at you whilst using its phone in a fucking BMW.

These single issue tossers are so fanatical about Brexit at any cost, that they’ll happily smash up the union, destabilise the economy, and then wipe their arses on the red, white and blue flag they profess to love so much, all, ironically, in the name of Patriotism.

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