Tommy Robinson caught in the back of lorry in Calais on sentencing day
Tiny Tommy Ten Names was discovered cowering in the back of a British driver’s truck in Calais earlier today.
At around 6:00am, driver John Edgerton arrived in Calais and began to check that his vehicle was secure.
“I opened up the back door and there he was, shaking like Angela Merkel behind a pallet.” Said Mr. Edgerton.
“I mean, it was a shock. I’m used to them jumping out at the other end back in Blighty, but I’ve never seen one trying to enter Calais before.”
He continued; “He just looked so scared, they usually scarper but he just sat their quivering and mumbling something about how they’re all out to get him.”
Robinson was reportedly apprehended by police at around 7:30am, but no update has been offered by the Crown Prosecution Service about his new sentencing date.
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