Tommy Robinson appointed new UK Ambassador to Washington

Tommy Robinson appointed new UK Ambassador to Washington

10th July 2019 Off By Tuckered

Why not? I can’t think of a better solution for killing two turds with one cunt.

Hear me out for a second, ok, Stephen Tommy Quarter Beatle Yaxley Ten Names Robinson evades his twelve months of tuna and paranoia, which is admittedly a bit shit.

But, we lose the twat for good. That’s one turd down!

Secondly, he’s probably the only prick willing to go over there and suck chunks out of President Shit-for-brain’s arsehole.

Well there’s Piers obviously, but he’s too preoccupied being a twat in the mornings and reminding everyone how many Twitter followers he has for the rest of the day.

It’s win win. Trump goes back to pretending he’s Scotish and fawning over the Queen, and we lose Phil Mitchell’s aborted twin brother.

That means we can get back to thrashing out the all important trade deal for when Boris crashes us out like Prince Philip on a sunny day.

It’s just insurance basically, like the kind you’ll need to purchase for healthcare when you eventually turn yellow because your diet is fucking 90% corn. Americans don’t think The Simpsons are an odd colour you know.

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