Tory leadership hopefuls given 1kg of coke to see who turns biggest profit on Celebrity Apprentice

Tory leadership hopefuls given 1kg of coke to see who turns biggest profit on Celebrity Apprentice

10th June 2019 Off By Tuckered

Alan Sugar has taken over the reigns for deciding who the next Prime Minister should be.

In his latest series of Celebrity Apprentice, Tory hopefuls will go head to head in weekly challenges set by the bearded scrotum.

Each week one contestant will be expelled, until Lord Sugar decides who is the lesser cunt.

In their first challenge, each participant will be given 1kg of pure cocaine and a shopping list of various ingredients that can be used to safely bulk it out.

Whoever turns the biggest profit without killing anyone will automatically be selected to be a leader of one of the teams when they’re separated into two groups next week.

The Celebrity Apprentice Politics Special is due to air on BBC Parliament on Wednesdays at 9:00pm.

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