Jacob Rees-Mogg admits he tried laudanum on New Years Eve 1899

Jacob Rees-Mogg admits he tried laudanum on New Years Eve 1899

8th June 2019 Off By Tuckered

After a series of revelations from his peers, Jacob Rees-Mogg appeared in the form of an apparition on the cathode ray tube.

During the interview he admitted his ‘great regret’ at dabbling in ‘absinthe and laudanum in the year of our lord 1899’.

Although the former work house master hasn’t put himself forward for the Conservative leadership elections, he steadfastly defended his drug addicted colleagues.

“What is in the past should remain there”.

“If my colleagues in Westminster wish to air their dirty laundry in the name of transparency then I’m fully behind them”.

Although he regretted his past actions, Mr. Reese-Mogg was keen to point out that those substances were perfectly legal when he tried them.

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