Piers Morgan angry that the paper straw he used to suck shit out of Trump’s arsehole dissolved

Piers Morgan angry that the paper straw he used to suck shit out of Trump’s arsehole dissolved

3rd June 2019 Off By Tuckered

Piers Morgan has been such an irritating cunt today, I’m surprised he hasn’t been smeared with fucking Vagisil.

Stopping only to Tweet, breath, and criticise the British public, the walking big toe has had his tongue wedged so far up President shit for brain’s arsehole that he could taste Steradent and dementia.

Whilst that shit Biff has been following the Queen around like a lame corgi all day, Morgan has been defending him with all the zeal of an 11 fingered, red cap wearing, trailer dwelling, moonshine sipping, banjo strumming yokel called Billy Bob.

It’s fucking embarrassing just how much of a sycophant that Odo featured prick is.

You can just imagine him and that ronsealed cunt Farage vying for Trump’s affections like two lovestruck teenage girls fighting over the only twat in school with a fucking moped.

I haven’t the time nor inclination to write about why we shouldn’t be rolling out the red carpet for that orange, tissue skinned monstrosity. If I did though, Morgan wouldn’t listen because he loves the adulation of 6 million ITV inhaling, Brexit injecting simpletons repeating the shite he spouts in his echo chamber of cunts.

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