Rabid Brexiters jizz all over their beloved gammon king in excited frenzy

Rabid Brexiters jizz all over their beloved gammon king in excited frenzy

20th May 2019 Off By Tuckered

Well sort of. In reality Newcastle gave Herr Fromage a good old northern welcome by chucking milkshake at the twat.

He’s the latest far-right tosser to be “attacked” in this manner, following Tommy Ten Names Robinson and that UKIP cunt who isn’t mainstream enough for me to bother publicising yet.

Earlier this week police in Edinburgh politely asked McDonald’s not to sell milkshakes whilst Farage was in the area campaigning. Because, you know, milkshakes = bad, Nationalism = good.

Burger King however realised the brilliant marketing potential of not being fascist pricks, and soon took to Twitter to advise that their milky beverages would remain on sale.

All I can say is hahahahahahahahaha hahahahaha aha hahahaha, ahem, ha.

I hope your suit is ruined and Aaron has to buy you another one, you frog featured, bollocks spewing, leather faced cunt.

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