Police are appealing for witnesses after a second milkshake thrower was spotted on a grassy knoll
Earlier today, a 32 year old male was arrested for throwing a milk based beverage at a cunt.
Although it was caught on camera, and the man admitted to the offence, witnesses soon reported seeing another man with a milk shake on the grassy knoll.
Described as a ‘vibrant, outlandish clown who no one can take seriously’ Mr. Farage was visibly furious after the attack, and immediately began berating his body guard.
Officers investigating are now anxious to speak to anyone who saw the second man, as lab results from tests carried out Mr. Farage’s suit showed not only vanilla milkshake, but also traces of strawberry.
Amongst other substances, brylcreem, semen, and smug were also detected.
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