Game of Thrones fans spending the day thumbing their phone screens up and muttering “fuck off”

Game of Thrones fans spending the day thumbing their phone screens up and muttering “fuck off”

20th May 2019 Off By Tuckered

Trying to avoid GoT spoilers is like trying to avoid dick heads, it’s almost impossible.

Most of us in the UK can’t be fucked staying up till 2:00am, especially if we have work the following morning, or we’re just on the wrong side of 30.

You’d think pages, people and major news outlets could hold their piss for a few hours by shutting the fuck up, but you’d be wrong, because people are selfish fucking cunts.

It’s the main reason I won’t be reading any comments left on this article, because there’s always fucking one.

By 6:00pm however, like a frog turning into Nigel Farage after being kissed by a German lady, I too will turn into a cunt.

It’s unavoidable. I will want to discuss it and I’ll automatically assume everyone else will too, thus completing the circle of twats.

Thankfully, after today, I’ll be able to resume my default position of not giving a fuck, whilst I scour the internet to find the next popular series to avoid until it’s about 5 seasons in.

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