Theresa May harder to get rid of than your mum on the phone

Theresa May harder to get rid of than your mum on the phone

9th May 2019 Off By Tuckered

She’s not having it she? She’s more stubborn than dried tomato seeds on a kitchen surface, she’s fucking Cillit Bang proof.

Imagine how fucked off the Tories must be now that the fall guy won’t fall. This Patsy isn’t going anywhere, she’s on it with Eddie until the bitter end.

She’s lost more seats than the Titanic and she doesn’t give one solitary fuck .

I bet she’s asked Brussels for an extension until she’s ready to retire on the sly.

“I’ll go when Brexit is over”.

Aye, course you will, and I’ll 100% grout the kitchen this weekend pet.

Still, you’ve got to laugh haven’t you. There’s something really satisfying about watching those scheming Tories trying to invent new ways of getting rid of the woman they’ve repeatedly given their full support to.

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