Piers Morgan gives birth to bile baby live on Good Morning Britain
Earlier this morning, serial eavesdropper and king of controversy, Piers Morgan, caused mass panic when his pent up bile burst out of his chest.
The 7ft gimp was ranting about bi-sexual bread and LGBTQ vegan sandwiches when he stood up screaming in agony.
After 34 minutes of continued laughter from Susanna Reid and the morning guests, a being composed purely of Morgan’s hate burst from the presenter’s chest.
The show quickly went to a commercial break whilst a member of St. John’s ambulance wrestled the 6lb creature from Morgan’s gaping wound before applying a plaster.
Father and son are said to be in a stable condition, in ‘high spirits’ and are already bonding over their hatred of feminists.
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