Chris Grayling refutes claims he was Trump’s financial advisor in the 80’s
That’s the gag. That’s it. There’s no point in reading any further.
Most satire sites would try and turn this into some made-up story with fake quotes from Chris Grayling about how buying that casino seemed like a good idea at the time.
Not me however, I haven’t got the time, inclination, or imagination. Like a double amputee who smokes tobacco, that’s not how I roll.
So you may as well just click on an ad or two, press the back button, and continue scrolling through the endless stream of shit about Royal babies and football.
For fuck’s sake. Why are you still here? Trump lost a billion dollars and Grayling is about as competent as a BBC Royal Correspondent reporting on something Royal.
I merely fused the two ideas together seamlessly like some sort of satirical God, then wrote all this shit to bulk up the word count. Now fuck off.
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