Ex-Tory funded by ex-Tory donors vows to change politics for good

Ex-Tory funded by ex-Tory donors vows to change politics for good

7th May 2019 Off By Tuckered

If my eyes rolled anymore I’d be waiting in a garden for the fucking Night King to do me in.

Farage reckons he’s going to steal a load of ex-Tory donors to help fund his new Brexit party.

It is currently funded by new members, each paying £25 and waiting patiently for magic fucking beans, oh, and an unnamed donor ahem Steve Bannon (probably) who kicked things off with a measly 100k donation.

The bewildered top lip said that the European elections “are but a first step” and indicated that his party would be ready from September onwards to fight in a General Election.

A party of ex-Tories funded by ex-Tories changing politics for good though? How exciting! Where do I send my 25 quid?

Go Nigel! You beer swilling, chain smoking, yellow toothed, mildly racist, man ov da peepul cunt. Vive la révolution!