A blind chimp’s interpretation of a 40 year old lesbian moulded from sausage meat
He’s a terminally unfunny cunt with a forced laugh that’s as infectious as a stubbed toe.
There’s a glint in his mockney eye, which you can just about make out through his fat slits on a sunny day.
I’ve seen funnier gags on a fucking hostage, and better banter in a Dignitas waiting room.
He looks like a 1lb bag of stabbed onions, only you’d cry if you cut one of them.
He’s more face than man. A Slimming World before photo with the inexplicable confidence of a Premier League footballer on coke.
How he broke America by singing with cunts in cars eludes me like sobriety, but they can keep the successful post-op and his peach hair beard.
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