Smash my phone grab my throat and ride me around the office like a donkey – I’ll take the fucking lot for a £1 million

Smash my phone grab my throat and ride me around the office like a donkey – I’ll take the fucking lot for a £1 million

9th February 2019 0 By Tuckered

Frankly I couldn’t give a fuck about what this oily Michael Winner stunt double allegedly did or didn’t do to his staff, or if any money changed hands.

As far as I’m concerned, he may as well be on a different planet. I bet the fucking welcome mat on his yacht is worth more than my car.

What fucks me off is the price of silence, no, I don’t mean that in a ’60k is expensive’ kind of way, I mean there shouldn’t be a figure on it in the fucking the first place.

It’s just another perk of being super rich isn’t it? Be a reprehensible cunt then just put out the controversy fire by chucking fucking cash at it.

I bet wheelie bin cat lady didn’t have a spare 60k knocking about to protect her honour, that mad twat was hated more than fucking Hitler for a year, imagine if it was a puppy, she’d have been lynched. Yeah, we like cats, but I’m not getting up for one.

It’s a waste of money Phil, seriously, whether unmasked in Parliament or not, do you honestly think the general public’s opinion of you can get any lower?

Christ, you could literally take a shit in Trafalgar Square then wipe it up with your servant’s offspring and no one would bat an eyelid, put your fucking purse away pal, nobody cares, you’re just another irrelevance, long since collectively filed away by us in the ‘cunt’ bin.