Massive twat ironically hates protecting vaginas

Massive twat ironically hates protecting vaginas

8th February 2019 2 By Tuckered

Stop making me do this. Stop making me write about people that no fucker knows. It’s a waste of my time, it doesn’t even generate any traffic, and therefore income.

In fact, writing about massive pricks like you, Christopher Chope, only generates a collective shrug from bemused scroĺlers.

You’re not even a front bencher, a nobody in the eyes of the public, in fact, the mere sight of you doesn’t even cause immediate revulsion. Yet.

You’re a hundred years old for fuck’s sake and no cunt knows you exist, you’ve wasted your entire life and trying to make up for it now is all too little too late.

Now I have to fucking explain you, which is like trying to explain death to a toddler without a nearby hamster to snap.

Christopher Chope is an MP for somewhere posh, where they think homeless people carry bindles and paint fences in American novels.

Unlike my letterbox, he’s a serial bill blocker, why? Probably because he’s eager to get home and and admire photos of Maggie, isn’t that what they all do?

Today he blocked an anti-FGM bill, because female genital mutilation isn’t worth debating eh?

He put an end to that shit straight away by uttering the word ‘object’ at the most inappropriate time, like the fucking world’s most genteel Tourettes sufferer.

He’s got form too, last year he objected to a bill making upskirting illegal. You know, secretly filming lady gardens, which is obviously equally unimportant in the crazy world of Sir Christopher Chope MP.

I’m suprised such a massive cunt is so against protecting vaginas to be honest.

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