People complaining January lasting forever the same twats who ‘can’t believe it’s March already’ in a month’s time

People complaining January lasting forever the same twats who ‘can’t believe it’s March already’ in a month’s time

31st January 2019 0 By Tuckered

People are complaining that January is taking too long to end, and to be fair, if months were movies, this one would be Lord of the Rings.

Around about the 15th, everything that needed happen, happened, and as our brave heroes set off on horse back into the sunset, we collectively got up from our cinema seats, but instead of the credits rolling another fucking scene appeared.

‘Wait, what, this shit is an for another fucking hour and a half?’

I get it, it’s dragged on a bit, but why are you so fucking excited about February?

It’s the same shit with a different name, unless you’re one of those twats pretending you’ve not had a drink of course, and now you’re allowed one because society dictates it’s ok. I hate you, you weak quitters.

What I don’t understand is how in 29 days you’ll all be saying;

“I can’t believe we’re in March already! We’re a quarter of the way through 2019! Where has the time gone?”

The same place it goes every fucking year. How old are you, one? You should be used to the passage of fucking time by now.

Time will have flown won’t it, but Christmas will inexplicably feel like ages ago, and you can’t believe that Easter is around the fucking corner can you?

Sorry if I’ve killed your conversation starters for the next three months but at least you still have “it’s too cold to snow”.

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