Stop going back to Brussels cap in hand you fucking national embarrassment

Stop going back to Brussels cap in hand you fucking national embarrassment

30th January 2019 0 By Tuckered

You’ve got more plans than Baldrick, only some of his were fucking viable.

I’m sick to the back teeth of Brexit and so is every other cunt, in fact, I reckon Plan Z is just to bore us all into submission;

“So let me get this straight, we each get one loaf per family per week and you’ve trashed our human rights? Cool, but we never have to hear the word Brexit it again right?”

Is this taking back control? Because currently I wouldn’t trust you, or any of your merry band of incompetent cunts to control my central heating with fucking Nest, you malfunctioning, power-hungry twat.

You couldn’t give a fuck about ‘the will of the people’ or mandates, your prime directive is to cling onto power at any cost. You’re like that stubborn, solitary shit fleck on the back the toilet bowl, you’re fucking bleach proof.

Cyberdyne sent the Cringe-inator back by accident didn’t they? You’re looking through the phone book for the UK instead of fucking Sarah Connor.

Why can’t you just accept that there is no fucking new deal? The EU leaders have told you to fuck off, yet again, before you’ve even set one Jimmy Choo on the fucking plane.

You’re like an 8 year old kid who wants to open her presents three days before Christmas, repeating “perleeeeaaaase” so many time that the word loses all fucking meaning. Fuck off you insufferable cunt.

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