‘Gordon’s coming over later to redo our menu and invest 1000’s in the restaurant so make sure there’s some rotting chicken in the fridge and the place is a right shit hole’

‘Gordon’s coming over later to redo our menu and invest 1000’s in the restaurant so make sure there’s some rotting chicken in the fridge and the place is a right shit hole’

25th January 2019 0 By Tuckered

How the fuck did you get away with peddling that shit to us for so long you forever fodded gimp?

Ramsey’s Kitchen Nightmares was the most heavily edited show I’ve ever seen, there were more cuts in that than on a 14 year old goth girl’s arm for fuck’s sake.

Any cunt doing one of those ‘random’ off camera vox pops wore about 7 shirts per sentence, and who the fuck in their right mind invites the shoutiest chef in the world to sample their rat shit biryani?

It lasted an hour, and 45 minutes of that was a fucking recap of you fingering slime and calling the owner a cunt.

That show was about as spontaneous as your shit put-downs, you fucking hay haired, ‘big boy’ spouting, sat-nav faced cunt.

Having said all that, I’d still watch you anyday over that pig eyed, triple lipped prick Oliver.

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