If the woman that Prince Philip smashed into milks it anymore she’ll have vegans protesting outside her house
She wants him to get prosecuted if he’s at fault. Aye love, and I want steak and a blowjob on the March the 14th instead of a Rustlers and a wank.
That’s not how this is going to go down is it? He’s the Duke of Edinburgh for fuck’s sake, married to the Queen.
How has she got so far in life without realising that laws and rules don’t don’t apply to a select few?
Fuck, the old bastard even defies the laws of physics, he’s 97 years old for Christ’s sake. His skin probably tears easier than Kleenex and yet he walked away from a 60mph collision, which rolled his car over, with less bruises than a dropped peach.
What was she expecting, flowers, a hug, a fucking Trooping the Colour in her honour?
Just let the insurance deal with it, like with every other fucking accident.
A woman went into the back of me last year at some lights, I don’t nip round for fucking Sunday Dinner.
Get over it, I mean, do you know this man at all? He’s literally spent the last 50 years cutting ribbons and being a racist cunt, he doesn’t give a flying fuck about you.
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