‘That’s the last time I borrow Meghan’s car’ – Prince Philip

‘That’s the last time I borrow Meghan’s car’ – Prince Philip

18th January 2019 0 By Tuckered

Now call me old fashioned, but I don’t think you should be behind the wheel of a car if you’re comprised of 90% dust.

Yes, last night, the 97 year old Duke of Edinburgh decided to take a spin in two tonnes of metal, which would be fine, if it was on his private estate.

It wasn’t however, and he ended up colliding with another vehicle and flipping his own.

Now I know it’s probably difficult to speak out when your gaffer is knobbing that bird off the money, but surely one of his army of chauffers, valets and butlers could’ve had a fucking word in his shell like.

Phil reckons it was the blasted sun what done it, you know, being all bright and shit, but I suspect it may have had something to do with his eyes dissolving thirty years ago.

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