After two years of Brexit preparation we now know what a fucking traffic jam looks like

After two years of Brexit preparation we now know what a fucking traffic jam looks like

7th January 2019 0 By Tuckered

Another day, another colossal waste of time, money and effort from our shambles of a government.

It’s great to know that the £4 billion put aside for the impending country collapsing catastrophe is being well spent, in fact, if you listen hard enough you can hear a million rough sleepers cheering. Probably.

If they wanted to save some money they could’ve just given me a grand to stand on a motorway bridge for an hour for fuck’s sake, I’d have put their organised jam to shame.

What’s next, rat skinning in a Lidl car park? Gooseberry jam making classes?

I mean, seriously, is that fucking it? 2 years of no deal scenario planning pissed away like my wage on a Friday night, in favour of a mock traffic jam on a pretend motorway?

It’s ok though, no need to worry, Multi-millionaires keep telling us it’ll be reet, so stop panicking!

If  for some insane reason you actually like this shite please consider a small donation, or a fucking massive one if you're wedged. Borderline alcoholism is an expensive mistress.

Donate with PayPal here

-----------