People who like Bird Box but criticise Bandersnatch clearly fucking morons studies show

People who like Bird Box but criticise Bandersnatch clearly fucking morons studies show

4th January 2019 0 By Tuckered

I rarely heap praise on anyone, but Charlie Brooker is my idol as well as a bonfide genius.

He’s literally just created a brand new genre in interactive television with his latest Black Mirror special, the full potential of which hasn’t yet been realised. Imagine guiding Walter White through Breaking Bad?

Yet people are never fucking happy are they? Preferring instead to pick on eye brows kid, Will Pouter, because they couldn’t be arsed taking the long way round and going to his flat. He was literally the best character for fuck’s sake!

These are the same morons who made Jay from The Inbetweeners cry because they’re incapable of reading a fucking synopsis.

The same cunts who are impressed by an invisible nemesis and blind folds.

Bird Box might have been innovative, it wasn’t just a shit re-imagining of A Quiet Place. Granted, it wasn’t as bad as I’m probably making out, but if you, like me, believed all the hype, you’d be more dissapointed than Jacob Rees-Mogg’s kids on Christmas morning.

In summary, if you preffered Bird Box over Bandersnatch, you don’t deserve the vote. People like you are why Brexit is a thing.