Stay in Spain with your trotters up you country fucking twat

Stay in Spain with your trotters up you country fucking twat

2nd November 2018 0 By Tuckered

We remember Dave, you dropping Britain like a soapy snow globe, before humming away from your lectern like nobody saw it.

You don’t get to walk back in the fucking building you burnt down like nothing ever happened.

You may be ‘bored shitless’, but we’re all stock-piling Uncle Ben’s like fucking deranged American preppers because of your little experiment in loyalty.

Not content with forcing austerity, creating a homelessness time bomb, raping the benefits system, ruining public services and murdering the NHS, you literally fucked the country like a sexy pig for a full generation.

All because your massive ego is somehow bigger than that ever expanding, gammon hued growth, you call a forehead, you balding, lipless cunt.

Fuck off, seriously, you’ll go down in history as the worst Prime Minister this country has ever seen.

Here’s the song they’ll use for your biopic;

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I fucked up and I don’t even care

In West London I was born and raised
Parliament is where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
Playing billiards and tennis down by the pool
When a couple of MP’s who were up to no good
Mentioned staying in Europe or if we even should
I had one referendum and the country got scared
They said ‘go and shag a pig just fuck off elsewhere’

I whistled for a jet and when it came near
I was offered a drink and said ‘champagne my dear!’
If anything I could tell the jet was Lear
I fucked up I just hummed and I didn’t even care

I landed in Spain about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the pilot ‘yo Giles see you later’
I looked at the Kingdom
And its massive new tear
And I smugly crossed my arms and said ‘I don’t fucking care’

Cunt.

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