Jacob Rees-Mogg came into existence after someone opened a cursed first edition Dickens novel whilst whistling Ring a Ring o’ Roses
In trying to please everyone, poor Treeza ended up uniting the whole country against her shitty Brexit ‘deal’, which involved… Continue reading
Since the Tories blagged the Lib Dems to sell their souls in the illegal 2010 election (remember all the people… Continue reading
Can you imagine if we were experiencing the Blitz now? Fuck businesses getting obliterated, houses being demolished, and families being… Continue reading
We remember Dave, you dropping Britain like a soapy snow globe, before humming away from your lectern like nobody saw… Continue reading
This thieving cunt has made a full-time career out of cooking one adapted dish. He’s somehow managed to front countless… Continue reading
