Thickest man in the world finally learns Trump is a c*nt
Kanye ‘the genius’ West is quitting politics, apparently.
At first I thought eh up, is ranting absolute bollocks to millions of people really classed as politics?
Then I remembered Nigel Farage appearing on Question Time every fucking week for five years.
By all accounts it looks like West’s family, the Kardashians, no, not the spoon headed dictators from Star Trek Deep Space 9, have upped his meds and have had a word.
If you’re not familiar with them, they’re the vacuous, giant arsed, selfie obsessed, twats, that are ejaculated all over everything we used to call culture, and are likely the ultimate catalyst for the demise of humankind.
Anyhow, it looks like they’ve managed to get through to the dim-witted prick, who now has some empathy for migrants, and probably thinks that whole slavery thing was actually a bit shit after all.
Yes, Mr. West realised Trump had been using him like unnecessary exclamation marks in a rabid Tweet, or literally anyone he knows.
Which says a lot about that flange necked, twat, Donny, when you think about it.
After all, who else would befriend an incoherent nut job just to make themselves appear more popular?
Not including Farage befriending Trump obviously.
So, it looks like Kanye has decided to discard President shit for brains like a complicated umbrella, as he boards Air Force West to fly back to his music career and flogging trainers.
I have to admit it though, politics will be a little sadder without him.
I’ll miss learning about uraniun powered skateboards.
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