Conor McGregor backs out of fight with Saudi Arabian Consulate in Turkey
The former UFC champ reportedly backed out, after news of the journalist Jamal Kashoggi’s terrible fate broke earlier.
“Fuck da” said the recently defeated Irish man to a racist reporter.
“Dats no way a fair foight if ever I seen one.”
“Dats some fuckin’ Hostel shit right der an’ aint dat the troof.”
The reporter in question may, or may not exist, along with reports of the actual fight in the first place.
It’s almost like this whole article was created around a weak joke, purely as a vehicle for it to be used in the headline.
So that it ultimately generates traffic and gets me some clicks.
Sometimes you can pinpoint the exact moment that someone loses their passion for satire.
This could very well be it. I’m sorry, I just really can’t be fucked today.
More to follow (there definitely won’t be)
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