America and the UK to unite in bombing the fuck out of Iraq in retaliation to Saudi murder of Jamal Kashoggi
Plans are reportedly underway to punish Iraq for the actions of Saudi Arabia again.
There’s no reports of weapons of mass destruction this time, but a government insider said;
“Someone has to pay for this despicable act, just not the guys who buy all our weapons and sell us oil.”
The first air strike is scheduled for early next week, after President Trump will initially congratulate the Saudis on their honestly, before condemning them, and ultimately saying he mis-spoke.
It is not yet known if Afghanistan will also be targeted, but there’s a good chance it will be just to hammer home the war on terror message.
Critics have lashed out at the proposed strikes, saying in an open letter to the Home Office;
“Don’t be fucking dick heads, this is like punching your wife because another bloke looked at her in the pub, you fucking cunts.”
Both the UK and US administrations have so far officially declined to comment.