Piers Morgan thinks holding hands with a girl is gay like all the other 8 year old boys in his class
I can tolerate some of the volcanic musings from this toe featured bin dipper.
It pains me to say it, but sometimes, on occasion, I find myself agreeing with the fucking dead eyed, blood vessel provoker.
I mean, I know he’s basically our Alex Jones. But unlike Katie Hopkins et al, it feels like the cunt is sometimes the solitary voice of reason, screaming alone in a sea of fucking soy milk.
Maybe I’m just getting old, bitter, and more right wing?
Or maybe people are just fucking me off by turning into hyper sensitive, perpetually offended, humour killing pricks?
Either way, it’s not pleasant finding yourself agreeing with a greasy, walking smirk, who edited a newspaper that generated headlines from a dead girl’s voicemails.
Today though Morgan reinforced what we already knew about him.
That he’s a child masquerading as an adult.
That his whole persona is a macho fabrication, and he is, in fact, deeply flawed and threatened by real manliness.
It’s amazing how a simple Tweet can give you such a massive insight into a person isn’t it?
He shared a picture of Daniel Craig with his baby and the hashtag #emasculatedBond.
It seems innocent enough on the surface, just a quick gag right?
But come on for fuck’s sake. A real man is proud of his kids! And I say that as a working single dad with two of them who live with me full time.
Fuck you Piers, you have kids yourself and should know better.
If James Bond isn’t proud enough to carry his own child then he’s not a hero. He’s a cunt.
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