Tommy Robinson still in good spirits despite being too small to join the army cadets
Tommy ‘Ten Names’ Robinson Yaxley Lennon tried joining the regular army last week it was reported.
But after the Desk Sergeant had finished laughing out his own spleen, it soon became clear that the minature fraudster wouldn’t be serving Kween and Cuntry any time soon.
Undeterred, the tiny mosque bother and professional prison food critic, decided to try his luck with the army cadets instead.
In a picture posted earlier today, Mr. Robinson Yaxley Lennon can be seen dwarfed by a group of 13 year olds wearing army fatigues.
A witness stated that they were chanting one of his many names, after being handed ‘cans of pop, sherbert dib dabs and bags of super strength skunk.’
Apparently, despite his beaming smile, the miniscule court case corrupter was again declined from joining the cadets on account of his freakishly small stature.
It is not yet known what Robinson Yaxley Lennon will attempt next, but a scout leader has come forward to reveal that he’s expressed interest in joining his local club.
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