Lord Sugar to humiliate 18 tossers in annual quest to find biggest twat

Lord Sugar to humiliate 18 tossers in annual quest to find biggest twat

3rd October 2018 0 By Tuckered

It’s that time of year of again when the forces of evil threaten to produce another Katie Hopkins.

Yes, hairy scrotum faced narcissist and entrepreneur, Alan Sugar, has launched his annual challenge to find the UK’s biggest cunt after himself.

At 9pm tonight The Apprentice premieres on BBC1.

If you’re unfamiliar with it, it’s like Big Brother but for middle managers in call centres who think they’re Wall Street brokers.

The belligerent Klingon will spend the next 10 weeks firing people from jobs they don’t have yet, until only one easily malleable arse licker remains.

Simile king and obsessive zero hour contract worker, Rhod Gilbert, will present its sister show, The Apprentice: You’re fired on BB2 straight after the main event.

In it, unsuccessful, and therefore unemployable candidates will be ridiculed for one last hour, before they go home to contemplate their life choices, plead with their ex employers, and finally commit suicide.