Remember dial-up internet and playing conkers ? – Of course you fucking do, it was only 20 years ago

Remember dial-up internet and playing conkers ? – Of course you fucking do, it was only 20 years ago

21st September 2018 0 By Tuckered

What’s with all the fucking misty-eyed nostalgia from people in my generation?

We’re all like my teary grandad on Christmas day, reminiscing of times gone by and the good old days.

Only, he’s allowed. He’s describing the embellished alien landscape of 60 odd years ago, plus he’s well into a bottle of Bell’s at this point.

What’s our excuse?

Remember not being able to save games and leaving Sonic 2 paused for a full week when you went on holiday?

Remember playing out all day till your mam shouted you in for tea?

Remember being forced to watch Last of cunting Summer Wine and feeling sick when the theme tune came on because it meant school was painfully close?

Do you?

Do you remember watching The Generation Game at your nan’s on a weekend, then asking if you could watch the tele in the spare room because Reeves and Mortimer was on?

Jumpers for fucking goalposts? Bass shandy from the fucking chippy?

Do you remember your Game Boy and having a packet of crisps and a bottle of Coke in the fucking pub?

Of course you fucking do. It was 20 odd years ago you fucking simpletons.

Every time I log into Facebook I feel like I’m doing a fucking involuntary dementia test. Get a grip you sentimental cunts.

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