Princess Peach reveals that Mario’s scrotum looks like Donald Trump in new book

Princess Peach reveals that Mario’s scrotum looks like Donald Trump in new book

18th September 2018 0 By Tuckered

The fictional animated diva who’s always in trouble, Donald Trump, apparently looks just like Super Mario’s scrotum, Princess Peach has revealed.

In her new tell all memoir, ‘Bound by Bowser: My Life in the Castle’, she gives a warts an all commentary about everything from being held captive to cheating Kart racers.

Unsurprisingly, being the slutty little minx that she is, Peach has had more pipe than Mario over the last few decades.

In the chapter titled ‘Fix my Plumbing’, she goes into great detail about her sexual exploits and some of her former partners.

From Luigi having a ‘massive cock’, to his brother’s scrotum looking like ‘an angry Donald Trump’ it’s certainly a compelling read.

The book goes on sale tomorrow and is priced at £7.99, available from all good retailers and Waterstones.

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