Buy the correct fucking uniform and they won’t get sent home!

Buy the correct fucking uniform and they won’t get sent home!

5th September 2018 0 By Tuckered

This week you have been mostly looking at ugly kids in front of radiators. Now it’s time to prepare yourselves for three weeks of ‘got sent home’ headlines.

Outrage! Outrage as those petty fucking schools insist on enforcing the rules like they have done for the last 200 years. What a set of jobs worth cunts!

You can picture the front pages now:

A fat, short haired woman wearing full compo face pointing to a picture of her beloved 13 year old Tiffany looking all smart in front of a door for the obligatory school uniform photo. With fucking pink hair, a 1″ skirt, and black and white Vans.

The story next it to it will tell how heartless staff gave up an hour of their own evening for detention just to spite poor Tiffany, who was wearing almost the same as every other cunt, so what’s the big deal?

It will contain words like “fuming” and “petty” and will explain that the school is in the wrong because plain black shoes are somehow more expensive than Vans.

They’re not and it isn’t. Don’t you get it? You signed up to the fucking dress code when you sent your darling little cherubs to that particular school in the first place.

It’s the same deal every fucking year isn’t it? You thick cunts.

The school isn’t picking on your fat ugly offspring, they are merely setting the standard they expect for the year in that first week back.

They have to punish people who don’t conform, because if they don’t they’d actually be showing your child favour, so, just buy the right shit and they won’t get sent home.

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