Nigel Farage and David Cameron are Brexiteers, they manufactured and engineered this shit. Not simpletons who read the Daily Express and worry that the council will ban them from saying Merry Christmas every fucking year.
Brexiter forced to trade his youngest child for a Fray Bentos pie adamant it’s all just scare mongering
See you on the other side, preach to me then about how good the UK is on its own when we’re all spooning Spam out of a clog and fighting over fucking rats.
Britain prepares to stop playing golf on the golf course after cancelling its golf club membership
Remember dial-up internet and playing conkers ? – Of course you fucking do, it was only 20 years ago
They meander around without a care in the world, somehow pre-empting your every move from behind as you shuffle from left to right, internally screaming with an expression of pure rage on your face.
Don’t tut at homeless people on spice when you’re on depression meds and smashing a bottle of red every night