Don’t despair if you didn’t get the grades you needed today
So, you’ve opened your envelope and you’ve done shite. Everyone is buzzing around like bees on crack, and every channel is showing you grinning A* twats on the local news. Fuck ’em.
This may be the first time that life has taken a massive dump all over your hopes and dreams, but it certainly won’t be the last.
Don’t beat yourself up. Shit happens. Sit them again or do something else.
You might be super artistic and intelligent, just not academic, and that’s ok. Or you might just be thick as fuck, and that’s ok as well.
We can’t all be Doctors. Someone needs to keep the place clean, and if you don’t think that’s just as important then ask someone with an MRSA infection.
The point I’m making is that life is just starting out for you and there’s endless opportunities, Christ, you could redo your A Levels at the age of 45 if you so wanted to.
I dropped out of college (twice) and never went to Uni, and luck at mee now! Im well gud with grammer an shit and Ive got a Facebook page an everyfin.
Look, you’re expected to know the path you want to take right now, and you’re supposed to have a dream and follow it, prepare for it, then ready yourself for it.
We’re not all like that though, it’s bullshit. How the fuck can you know what’s going to make you happy for the next 40 years at your age?
I struggle deciding what to have for fucking tea and I’m 33. I still don’t have a clue what I want to be when I grow up!
Whatever you do though, make sure it is going to make you happy. That’s the important bit. Fuck cash, little boxes on the on the hill side, and fucking designer gear.
If you’re not happy then all of that crap is basically going to turn you into a walking-talking advert, devoid of a soul. Before you know it your life will revolve around pictures of food on fucking Insta. You’ll be a drone.
So. Stop panicking and do what you will. If it turns out shit then do something else. Good luck. Now, fuck off.
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