GPs fully booked for the next two months with people suffering from ‘dat fing u giv weed for’
Medical cannabis is now available on prescription in the UK.
It’s purely for people who are very ill and relates in no way, shape, or form, to the self interest of any members of parliament, or their spouses having shares in pharmaceutical companies, probably.
This does not mean that little Adidas poppers clad cunts can blow plumes of ‘banging haze’ into the faces of the local Constabulary, whilst justifying the act by waving a twenty bag at them and saying ‘It’s for me ‘eadaches innit, oink oink.’
Home Secretary, Sajid Javid, said this does not mean there are any future plans to legalise the flower before passing the duchy from the left hand side.
Leader of the opposition, Jeremy Corbyn, is said to be ‘ecstatic’ with the decision and that he’s looking forward to his next allotment harvest to help out the NHS.
More to follow…
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